Try explaining this one?my girlfriend Ali and I were driving around doing the ?Bed Bath And Beyond Home Depot If There?s Time? weekend routine when she spied a grocery bag in the rear of my truck. ?What?s in there?? she asked sweetly and most likely expecting a present.
?Uhh?52 pairs of panties,? I mumbled.
?Huh??
?Yeah, I met up with Kahea from the Hurley Cali Rally team and he gave these to me. They got 25 points from each pair. It adds up to like 1300 points, baby.?
?You are a sick, sick human, Justin.?
?We met at this bar and he just handed ?em to me, what was I to do? He even got a pair off the bartender while she was working!?
?That?s disgusting.?
?Maybe to you it is. I think it?s pretty cool.?
Moral of the story: if you?re gonna roll around with 52 pairs of panties in your truck, hide them better than I did, otherwise it makes for an uncomfortable and silent ride home. Check my ebay store if you?re in the market for some undies?