I know, it sounds weird, but in what other sport, hobby, or pastime do you piss on yourself and actually enjoy it? Can you imagine a dude at the bottom of a football scrum pissing his big bad self (Okay, Maybe Terrell Owens)? Or how about a NASCAR driver just saying, ?Screw it, I ain?t pulling over,? and whizzing right then and there in his Gatorade cup?
I thought about all these different scenarios today while gleefully tinkling the whole way up the south jetty at Oceanside Harbor this afternoon before jumping into the water. Shorts dripping wet with urine, I kinda hoped my brother would slow down so I could give him a miniature golden shower by kicking my leg to remind him who?s boss. I know, I?m a sick f?k but these are the things I think about and if you?re a surfer you?ll understand.
Next topic: The squeaky clean feeling of an aqua dump.

Stupid cheetah, you missed your leg!