I thought of this after a hideous grovel at Oceanside Harbor yesterday?
You stub your toe on the way out
You lose your board all the way to the beach on your first wave
You?re friend tells you how good it was ?right before you got here?
You forget to screw your fins in
You step on a bee and get stung on the way out
A stingray zaps you before you catch a wave
You get burned by a kneeboarder (not extinct?yet) before you catch a wave
You rip your wetsuit in the parking lot while changing
You forget to strap your leash on?losing your board again.
You step on a sea urchin, get washed over rocks, and ding your board trying to get out
While he looks harmless, beware the half man…
These examples of a bad thing to come have all happened to me, but keep in mind, ?the worst surf session is better than the best day at the office?. Feel free to add to the list?
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August 27th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
When you’re trying to paddle out on your SUP and the board flips and the skeg nearly slices your scrotum off.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:03 am
you know what…i got skeg’d about 2 months ago, snaked off the drop in and the lil kid bailed, flipped his board over, the only thing i could do is jump and when i landed his fin gave me a 4 inch gash in my left ass cheek…epic i didnt have to get surgery on my asshole
September 20th, 2008 at 12:52 am
that sinking feeling you get when your leashless board is heading right toward the rocks or exposed reef
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