Kidnappings, cops, and killers won?t stop us.

Yeah I know, four headless bodies were found in TJ the other day. And yes, there?s been a shitload of carjackings in Rosarito of late. You?re not supposed to drive flashy vehicles you say? Like bright yellow FJ Cruisers with Transworld SURF logos plastered all over it?

You sound like my mom.

So, why all you gueros slurp at ASR and ogle Kelly?s chick at the Boost Mobile Pro, I?ll be paying off crooked Mexican cops and drinking Pacifico?s with Mike Morrissey?a road warrior of Mad Max proportions?and a few other sanchos.

Then again, we could all end up in some rat-hole Mexican Jail on trumped up charges, such as jumping the BJ Cruiser over El Squid Roe, or shredding Conejo too hard?either way, we?re in for a hell of an adventure?Wish us luck!

The trusty Transworld SURF FJ Cruiser sure won’t look like this after ten days in Baja…