Picking Miss September

Oh it’s an arduous task I’m assigned with at this time of the month…Do I go with the racy looking (99% sure she’s an exotic dancer) Brandy Bulletz or the more “bring home to Mom” type of girl like Kelsey from Santa Cruz?

What do we look for in a girl of the month?

Well obviously she’s gotta be hot, but from there it gets a little fuzzy.

You see, I like the amateur looking ones that look like they had their photo taken while babysitting some bratty kids in a tweaker-ridden inland California hamlet. My brother, Chris, likes the ones with busted up teeth and butts that are on the bigger side. Casey, well, he’s an odd one. He’ll sit and stare at the photos in a very analytical manner, breaking down the faintest flaws of what I would feel is a perfect woman. That said, between all of our different tastes, we really look forward to this time of the month. Check out some Miss September contenders…

Brandy…

Kelsey…

Emily…

…or Ashton. Tough call!