Kidnappings, cops, and killers won?t stop us.

I thought of this after a hideous grovel at Oceanside Harbor yesterday?

Every Thursday around this time (4pm), there?s a sudden influx of visitors who ?just happen? to drop by my cubicle for a quick chat…

After winning another 6-Star event in France (he won the US Open as well) Oxnard?s Nathaniel Curran is sitting pretty in the top spot of the World Qualifying Series ratings?but can he cut it in the big leagues?

By now you?ve probably seen the youtube video of Barack Obama bodywhomping Sandy Beach on Oahu (we posted it this morning). As a bodysurfer and a voting American, I love it! Imagine how wonderful the world would be if all the presidents had to go out and test their skills at Sandys?
George W would get [...]

Some of you may recall a piece I wrote last fall that was centered on my disgust for fish (the kind people ride, not catch). While my abhorrence has not subsided, I have chosen a new way to fight the good fight; by spearing them with a high-powered gun!

Noted Stand Up Paddle (SUP) basher Chris Coté, he who coined the term ?Stick Twirler? and ?Sea Janitor? has been caught red-handed in his hometown of Encinitas, California doing just the activity he has launched many a venomous attacks upon?Stand Up Paddle Surfing.
Much like the famed George H. Bush line ?No new taxes!? and Rafael [...]

According to reports from highly reliable sources, an 80-foot Great White shark has been spotted roaming the lineup at Lower Trestles this morning!

I know, it sounds weird, but in what other sport, hobby, or pastime do you piss on yourself and actually enjoy it?

I?m really starting to dig the Cardiff Kook statue. At first I thought it was a hideous display of public art (something I fully back) gone awry and done by a kook from inland…